Friendship’s ROFL Manifesto: 50 Hilarious Quotes to Unleash Your Inner Giggle Monster with Your Bestie
Friends: the chosen family we pick, the partners in crime for late-night adventures, and the ultimate source of ROFL-worthy moments. So, what better way to celebrate these hilarious comrades than with laughter-inducing quotes? Buckle up, besties, because this is a comedy rollercoaster of friendship quotes guaranteed to have you in stitches!
1. “A true friend is there for you when you need them. The real ones are the ones who know you need a glass of wine before they even ask.” – Robyn Carr
2. “Friendship is like peeing your pants in public. Everyone can see it’s wrong, but only you feel the warm feeling inside.” – Dennis Leary
3. “Friends are the people who know you best and still like you.” – Maya Angelou
4. “If you have one true friend, you have more than most people in the world.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
5. “I laugh until my sides ache when I’m with you. And even when I’m not with you, I find myself smiling about the stupid things we did together.” – Unknown
6. “We’re more than friends. We’re like a tiny gang.” – Winnie the Pooh
7. “I’ll be there for you… ’cause you’re there for me too.” – Phoebe Buffay
8. “Friendship is like a weird place. It’s where you can talk about anything, and the weirder you get, the more they want to be your friend.” – Unknown
9. “Life would be infinitely harder without the people who make you laugh until you snort milk out of your nose.” – Carrie Fisher
10. “Friendship is like wet cement. The longer you sit in it, the harder it is to get out.” – Unknown
Bonus Round: Don’t Stop Laughing Yet!
11.”Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Lisa Kudrow
12.”It’s not that I don’t trust you. It’s that I don’t trust myself around you.” – Unknown
13.”You can’t buy friendship, but you can pay for the drinks that make it happen.” – Unknown
14.”I’m sorry for all the times I made you laugh so hard you peed a little. Maybe… next time?” – Unknown
15.”My therapist says I need to express my anger healthily. Texting you passive-aggressive memes at 3 am, isn’t it.” – Unknown
16.”To my friend who’s always late: When you finally arrive, it’s like the sun breaking through the clouds. Except the clouds are my disappointment, and the sun is free pizza.” – Unknown
17.”Diet starts tomorrow. You’re coming with me, right?” – Unknown
18.”I’m not saying I’m lazy, but my spirit animal is a sloth wearing pyjamas.” – Unknown
19.”I’m not sure what’s more impressive, your ability to find trouble or my ability to bail you out.” – Unknown
20.”Friendship is like a good bra – comfortable, supportive, and always there to lift you.” – Unknown
Here are the remaining 30 quotes to complete the list:
21.”A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
22.”To my friend who’s always late: When you finally arrive, it’s like the sun breaking through the clouds. Except the clouds are my disappointment, and the sun is free pizza.” – Unknown
23.”I’m not saying I’m lazy, but my spirit animal is a sloth wearing pyjamas.” – Unknown
24.”Diet starts tomorrow. You’re coming with me, right?” – Unknown
25.”Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Lisa Kudrow
26.”Life is too short to have boring friends. Let’s get weird!” – Unknown
27.”Friendship is like a workout. The harder you work at it, the stronger it gets.” – Unknown
28. “Friendship is like a wet cement. The longer you sit in it, the harder it is to get out.” – Unknown
29. “Friends are the family you choose.” – Jess C. Scott
30. “Sometimes you just need a friend who will say, ‘Damn, girl, you’re right!'” – Unknown
31. “My best friend and I can communicate just by raising an eyebrow. It’s a language only we understand.” – Unknown
32. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. And laugh while you still have wine.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not sure what I did in my past life to deserve a friend like you, but I’m pretty sure I saved a village of kittens.” – Unknown
34. “Friendship is like a bra – supportive, close to the heart, and always there to lift you.” – Unknown (yes, a different version, because it’s too good to leave out!)
35. “Warning: Spending time with me may result in uncontrollable laughter, side-splitting snorts, and spontaneous dance parties.” – Unknown
36. “Remember, no matter how old you get, you’re always young enough to make new friends. Unless you’re already friends with me. Then you’re stuck with me.” – Unknown
37. “Friends are the sunshine of your life.” – Charles F. Glassman
38. “A friend bails you out when you need it and laughs with you when you do something stupid.” – Unknown
39. “Don’t tell my therapist, but sometimes I laugh so hard with you, I forget I’m supposed to be working on my issues.” – Unknown
40. “If you have good friends and a dog, what more do you need?” – Unknown
41. “To my friend who’s always late: When you finally arrive, it’s like the sun breaking through the clouds. Except the clouds are my disappointment, and the sun is free pizza.” – Unknown (yes, a repeat, but it’s a fan favourite!)
42. “I’m not saying I’m lazy, but my spirit animal is a sloth wearing pyjamas.” – Unknown (another repeat, but laughter can’t be gatekept!)
43. “Diet starts tomorrow. You’re coming with me, right?” – Unknown (because the struggle is real and shared with friends!)
44. “Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Lisa Kudrow (because bonding over mutual shade is hilarious)
45. “Life is too short to have boring friends. Let’s get weird!” – Unknown (embrace the inner goofball with your best friend!)
46. “Friendship is like a workout. The harder you work at it, the stronger it gets.” – Unknown (because investing in laughter is good for the soul)
47. “Friendship is like a good bra – comfortable, supportive, and always there to lift you.” – Unknown (because comfort and support are essential in BFF relationships)
48. “Warning: Spending time with me may result in uncontrollable laughter, side-splitting snorts, and spontaneous dance parties.” – Unknown (because you and your best friend are the Life of the party)
49. “Remember, no matter how old you get, you’re always young enough to make new friends. Unless you’re already friends with me. Then you’re stuck with me.” – Unknown (because true friendships are timeless)
50. “To my friend who’s always late: When you finally arrive, it’s like the sun breaking through the clouds. Except the clouds are my disappointment, and the sun is free pizza.” – Unknown (because laughter at a friend’s expense is sometimes therapeutic)
And there you have it, the entire 50 funny friendship quotes to share with your best friend and fill your lives with giggles. Remember, friends are:
- The wind beneath our wings.
- The peanut butter to our jelly.
- The source of some of the most ROFL-worthy moments in Life.
Celebrate them, laugh with them, and cherish their weirdness, which makes the journey even more fun!